Take him with you on one of those 3day breaks and let him out in the restaurant to get some money back
I’ll take him to bed n tuck him in don’t worry I found his grandad in the loft the other day , I’ll get a pic next time I’m up there
you two are horrible! Spiders do good things and make pretty things. flies... swat 'em all day long for all i care.
when i was young i used to pull the wing and legs of a danny long legs one side only then watch flyin circles