"Hey, lads. I got Him down from fifteen commandments to ten. That's the good news. The bad news is that adultery's still in."
Oi you two, Malc asked a sensible question about going up Ben and all you can talk about is bloody motorbikes, now get back to the subject, have ya?
It's Malc's fault, asking about some bloody Scottish mountain nobody's ever heard of . I don't think it actually exists.