U.S Elections . (May god have mercy on our souls)

Sorry to bring it up on here ,
Moments like these as a yank ,im glad im not in the usa at the time .
What a mess my country has become ,

 

I've started digging a bunker in the garden already...

 

Leave some room for me ...

 

can I ask, when we have an election in the uk do you get to see all the crap we are getting at the moment from your side. why do we have to watch so much of your 2 bitchin at each other. I wouldn't want either of them running my country. nothing against America or American people by the way....

 

Course not, we're a jumped up crappy little country trading on the past. America is the big power of the present.

 

Where exactly is england on the map , again ?

 

surely their was a retired film star or someone more suitable

 

I admit to finding it fascinating, but I did live in 'merica for a number of years.

 

I think "horrifying" is more the word...

 

the USA seems to have thrived on puppet presidents, we wondered about Nixon and Reagan and Clinton and Bush but the US has remained a major world power throughout and has thrived.

both Trump and Clinton seem to be in some last minute mud slinging wrestling match out of desperation. its all rather demeaning and can't be inspiring the American people much.

Wonder what mud will turn up tomorrow.

 

We'll save you some space. I'll get the Cheetos in just for you...

 

I only eat McDonalds and drink coca cola . Please keep that in mind .

 

My USA friends want to come and live in brexit UK

 

Ive built a wall around my house and invoiced my neighbours.

 

Of course. I forgot.

I could get some "grits" in, if you're from the South. I think they sell them in Waitrose.

 

Im italian ,from new york , so i guess we can call in. For pizza,,,

 

Badabing!

 

Have you taken your tablets?