Do you say ooh when you bend down to pick something up. Do you go up stairs and forget why. Do you tell people to turn the telly down/ up depending on whether it's something you want to watch or not. Do you think the winters are getting longer and do you find yourself glancing at the elasticated waist trousers in Mark's and Spencer's wondering if...
2nd answer is ambiguous. You might want to think about your future membership of the respective club and very carefully.
Have you ever said "Ooooh, getting a bit chilly. I might put the heating on for an hour."? Do you feel the radiator when you walk into a room?
