Would you too like to be a comedy script writer??

Their appears to be some very funny people on the site, as you all may know , comedians earn a few pennies, would anyone be interested in writing scripts for comedians ?? all humour concidered , spelling not important as long as i can undrstandit . Sample jokes please , must be original with some clean content.



I also thought that maybe we could have happy hours or a comedy club, anyone interested??



Pay on peace work basis or for favours,rubbish from the garage, or after market crap parts!!

 

Ha ha He knows I knew, I know I knew and he now knows I always knew ha ha ha

 

woody is in ,,,,,next,,,,,,,

 

I'm sorry i'm just not funny.

 

yeh i got im on ,,,,,,,,,,,,, next,,,,,,,,,, we are starting ta talk bucks now

 

I've done a little stand up and public speaking, it's incredibly difficult to hold and audience for an hour or so.
I don't get paid (yet) but I've had a few bookings where I get a free dinner and as much as I can drink.

 

No I'd like to be a builder.

 

FTFY

 

I'd like to eat as much as @Silver and still be thin. Git!

 

That's funny

 

typical builder hears the word bucks n appears from nowhere

 

its bluddy hilarious but we cant afford ta feed him let alone pay him

 

any way we got wood rubble n silver n bananas wheres the monkee gone , rickeeeeeee

 

He's doing a drive thru.

 

he died last year i think, davy davy wherefore art thou davy?

on the last train to heaven

 

right can you give the name of the comedian you would most like to write for aswell now cos contacts are limited and some have court cases pending

 

Speak for yourself!
I'd never have Wood in this company!

 

i'd like to write for michael macintire


1st sketch
pass me the gun i want to shoot myself in the head
crowd goes wild
the end

 

He'd miss!