Would Popeye survive the modern world?

I was just musing this as mooched around Tesco and I thought when have I ever seen spinach in a can?

Then I googled it.

You can indeed get Spinach in a can.


Unsure if it can be consumed through a pipe, or you can open it by squeezing it.....but popeye would indeed survive were he to befriend a person with a can opener.

 

But Olive's upkeep has skyrocketed

 

Olive oil £6 a litre..

 

As a cartoon character who never ages, he will at some point in the future be banned from buying pipe tobacco.....

 

He’ll get a vape thing

 

And a man bun.

 

Anyway, he's now Patricia. Don't you dare misgender him

 

Just heard that Bluto has been sent on an anger management course.

 

I blame the French.

then I remembered it was tintin that they did

 

He was.

 

Le Manège Enchanté (The Magic Roundabout) is French

 

Tin Tin was Belgian?

They can't catch a break can they, the Belgians - apart from Eddy Merckx - the next most famous Belgian I've managed to misidentify his country of origin,

I've going to call this misgeography.

Future generations will thank me for this term.