Years ago back in the day i used to modify and tune hot hatches and fast fords The years when the rs turbo was the motor to have were my best car years People used to come to me for a modification or bodystyling that other people said couldent be done I used to pride myself on finding a work around I was the first person in the uk to get 17 inch wheels with 40 profile tyres onto a fiesta rs turbo with a 80 mm drop on coil overs The car was drivable on the road afterwards aswell Paradox means a contradiction that contains truth What used to confuse people in the modified car scene was How can some one with such a mind and ability look like this guy next to me The guy next to me they talked of was the party me in the old days The guy that didnt slepp for four days then tell the postman how he could make his paper round more efficient but i couldent manage to put my house key in my own door Im at opposite ends of the spectrum from day to day week to week with my personality and people struggle to get there head around that pattern So here i am a contradiction that contains truth Im clever but daft at the same time