Why i came on here!!

I came on really really coz i just didnt know what oil to use, and i thought some of this lot might know :.I tried spry crisp n dry ,that didnt work ??? olive but she didnt work, morris but hes an old fart, 20/69 semi sympathetic and all sorts even baby oil but it made my hands so soft. In the end i thought they dont friggin no : but by then i found i quite liked it, i even won newcomer of the year,pa wanted ta be victor meldrew but the wrong person got that too ??? ( not ungreatful n all that)
Anyway ive had my ups and downs but ive always tried to have a bit of fun/laugh. My sense of humour is "old" dry and sometimes shrivelled :-[. Just wana meet all you nice people , last year went quick and we as a family had some real marmite to put up with cancer / 3 of them my wows and worst of all loosing a new grandson. Im a bit of a try not to let stuff drag you down boyo ,well coming on here helped me i built a wall and used my sense of humour to help me and us through. There were a few others on here that had some serious stuff going on and soon saw what a caring bunch you lot really are, me too big softy really but stand up for myself if someone upsets me or others too. Anyway why did i come on here :-[ Oh yeh oil , ive realised it does cause wars too but dont let it ,walk away as my grandad used to say so i fawt maybe i should walk away . Bluddddeee el bleedin world war threes nearly broke out . So i come back just to say peace men n everyone. All i said was it clashed shame . N Oh and no i didnt do this to get 100000000000 pm s. Im a bit self contious too ya know ,so without a tank and a mask im not sure ill ever be able to face any of you again. SO :- :- gawd ive been writing and deleting all bloomin night , n now david attenboroughs on. Cheers n sorry if i caused a war but just remember take no notice nun of um no what oil is best. Prepares to get ribbed , TW your PRESIDENT . Take care everyone. :-[

 

15/40 mineral

 

attention seeker x

 

: :-*

 

Missing me already

 

oh 10/40 semi synth

 

Has normal service resumed...

 

I'm not sure

 

Ain't got a clue what he said, so I guess we are back to normal ;D

 

i'm always confused by your threads and this is no different ha ha

 

i'm going later on this eve, bet he's lurking as a guest right now ha ha. come on barney!!!

 

Probably still wading through all his Pm's.

I'll go for tomorrow!

 

He's on now ,his thingys gone green

 

What the bloody hell did I do to get lumbered with that I can't even tie shoe laces.

Barney Sir I could never fill your boots.

PS

What's happen?

I've spent the evening wit the wife and its all gone tits up here will now have a read.