Why do I ..

Always find myself checking a post to make sure it doesn’t end up with opportunity for double entendres or miss interpretation on here ??

 

It’s called Bazza Syndrome

 

Spoil sport

 

We'd noticed you do bend over backwards to avoid such things.

 

If you are short of a double entendre, we can certainly give you one

 

What oil would you use

 

Could you get me some tomorrow morning in Halfords, Baz? You’re always up with the cock.

 

It’s always fun to slip one in, old chum.

 

I give in

 

fnar fnar finbar

 

So so much these days Snotts but when I was younger I was always up with the cock

 

Took the Mrs out last night,we went to The Cock Inn

All the way there I kept asking how far it was

 

How childish.
I would never do that.

 

My mate is taking his wife up the shard for her birthday they are looking forward to it and are really excited

 

Have you tried the Cock in Hand?

 

@crossy2112 has that's why he wears glasses

 

My American friends were thinking of taking me up the i360 in Brighton when they came over. He was up for it but his wife and I didn’t fancy it at all.


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Apparently on a clear day you can see Barnsley from the top