Whats up with people, bring back institutions. grrrrrrrrrrr

Got home tonight to find someone had dumped a wardrobe and telly outside our house as were moving it away from ours a bloke comes out of his house with more wardrobe, "Is this yours ", I said," cant hear you "says he, "I got headphones in."" Well take them out," I said.
Is this yours,
why,
because i dont want it outside my house,
Well I,m moving it later,
leave it outside yours then,
Dont you f*****g tell me what to do you c***t, I'll f*****g lay you out , f**k off indoors you c**t
This went on for a while, I kept my mouth shut except to ask him to stop swearing in front of my wife , she did throw the wardrobe across the street at him ( good girl) and it fell to bits outside his door. A passer by suggested I went indoors before I got a wallop, i thought that was a good idea.
What do you do about *****s like that, I know what I would like to do but the law doesnt allow.
Still fuming.

 

I find a couple of pints of petrol sprayed liberally over the individual whilst smoking usually does the trick.

 

Park your van on him, or in his lounge.

 

Quietly plan a dastardly revenge, which as we all know is best eaten cold.

6 months wait should do it.

 

Move.

 

Try filming the incident and reporting it to the police and local council. Anonymously.
I had a guy take down a block garage into my garden through the fence(his) and then walk off.
2 days later I asked if he would remove the debris....I got loads of bad language so I told him I was going to sue him and the rubble vanished overnight. He still hasnt spoken to me in10 yrs

 

Flaming brown paper bag of dog poo on the front step.Ring the doorbell and run

 

your'e not helping

 

Anyone know any proper old style gangsters? the jag driving,overcoat and trilby types.

 

Things like this really get your goat....totally unprovoked threatening and abusive behaviour...you're at a loss to know how to react...have a brew, put your feet up and watch a good film...loud mouthed bullying 2@s like this feed of negativity, so any further attempt by you to resolve the matter cordially will simply fuel the fire....f*ck him. Get on with the good things in life....

 

I've found I know someone who found that if you talk to your local scrap dealer they tend to know some of the less salubrious local characters who enjoy a good fight.

But wait 6 months first.

 

Sorry the Cray twins are trying to break into heaven. Try the day release at Rampton

 

^^^ This^^^
Unless you have the means to go the whole hog then avoid escalation at all costs.

 

we all have to put up with morons now and again, i now live in a small village 5miles from anywhere but i had to move, that or do time. that was 7yrs ago. for business purposes i lived in local town in a small terraced house( nice but not big ) but only down side was local dickheads lived behind us. picture this in your head i'm 5'7" so not big and that xmas local dicks where being normal throwing cans of beer at my sick 14yr old dog and that was it...
i'd had enough
lost it....
counted how many back doors they lived at and went round the front to confront them, they wouldn't answer the door so took to kicking the damn thing off its hinges and then they appeared out of the door next to me, s*** i thought i could count. to end the tale all i will say is the 3 dickheads totally s**** themselves and started to apologise and after that they did start behaving themselves.
but to sort your problem just phone local council to arrange a pick up of unwanted bulky items, mine does it for about £10. would be great to see their faces......

 

^^^Give it a couple of days before 'phoning the council.....someone else may get involved, so it's not just you taking further flak

 

Order lots of pizza delivered to his house from a payphone!

 

Was the wardrobe and telly nicer than yours?

 

One hard square kick in the balls is probably where i would start

 

To France.

 

A guy I worked with had coal stolen from his coal shed so he wired the doorhandle to the mains.A loud scream and then court case ending in the thief getting compensation.