What would you invent, if you could?

An app to calculate which one is the best value on the supermarket shelf. I saw washing up liquid in Morrisons a couple of weeks ago. On one shelf it was marked at £1 a bottle. On the shelf above, the same size was labelled as 2 for £2. I was confused

 

I've always wanted to develop a lawnmower specifically for the gay community, just so I could call it the Ho-Mow

 

That is deeply disappointing

 

Bit late init surely you won’t get another young wife at your age

 

The paper should NEVER hang down the back EVER! It's just wrong. Male or female, the paper should always hang over the front.... ooh, it twists my melon just thinking about it.

 

Why do women do it? Summit wrong with their brains...

 

Too late. Subway have been doing it for years.

Oh, hang on, you said edible!

 

Already exist .... Heating Engineers .... Not Plumbers. They make too much "rachet" and their quotes are "open ended"

 

I've invented a few things but if I told you what they were I'd have to kill you!
(The one that got away was ultrasound parking sensors.)
How about charcoal lined underclackers for the olfactorily challenged?

 

Very expensive and local charcoal grille could start using used ones to save nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

I sent off to go on dragons den with my invention that was a peephole you could install into any fridge so you could check if the light had gone out when you closed the door.
Heard nothing back

 

How about lavender then?
Would make a "bbbrrrexit" more "palatable"

 

Have to tried opening the door very quickly? Always works!

 

Yeh but it could still put people to sleep .

 

I once saw that woman who used to be on it (did awaydays and went bust I think) "judging" some ideas (design students?) and one them was the fridge with a glass front and multiple doors so you could see what you had and didn't let too much warm air in

 

Brilliant idea as you'd be able to see if the light went off as well

 

I’ve heard it doesn’t go off just incase you got stuck in there on a midnight feast !

 

For ' uphill gardeners'?


I knew an uphill gardener once.

He disappeared one day at break time.



We found him in the greenhouse,up to his balls in peat...