i filleted some fish today and as waste food man doesn’t come for another fortnight I thought I’d cutup what’s left and put it out fa the seagulls I just wished I’d video dddd it . One arrived walked up and down on summer house roof kept looking at it and after about 15mins it jumped down , I thought oh well they will all be darn in a mo , next thing it was boffing the two bits it had swallowed up and screeching wtf was that and offhe went . Bit later there was a circle all screeching above and I can only think they was saying ha ha he et fish no chips not cooked either and off they went ,with that a crow came down picked up a bit n flew off ,then two more crows came sat on the roof looked at it and said carrrr carrrr sniggered n off they went . Soooooooo I’ve just had to go n pick up the said fish bits to save getting sued by the next doors cat That’s it tomorrow I’m gona go down to kfc and McDonald’s and get some and tie a line on it put it on the lawn n when they all come darn I’m gona pull it away as they go to eat it FFF ussy geets .
