Just watching a James May Cars of the people prog. Most enjoyable until he tested the military capabilities of a Renault 4 and a 2CV by destroying them . I find myself looking at the good bits and thinking, someone might have really wanted that but etc etc!
I think there are enough R4s and 2CVs around. 2CVs remind me of Guardian readers (beards, droopy breasts and headscarves), so I'm fine with that
I'm rather fond of the ol' 2CV, shame on James May for the wanton destruction (Renault 4s don't deserve it really either)
Shame on you, please suspend your subscription until you are bearded.* , . . . . . . * Photographic proof will be required.
Have you tried splashing them with cold water first thing in the morning? Worked for Joanna Lumley, I think