WALES!!

It'll need a definite size to be made law. How many Wales do you get to 1 liecester?

 

Its a work in progress. The rival Coventry system will need to be dealt with first!

 

somehow Iceland sounds more of appropriate measurement too.

 

I dunno but turds are now measured in Englands!

 

Thats easy 7 Katonas make an Andre and 12 Andres make a full iceland. Simples.

 

Reckon you get eleven turds to one Iceland.

 

Damn it, just pooed my pants laughing!

 

Thats about right add a hodgson and youve got it!

 

You've England yourself!

 

I bet a little bit of Scotland leaked out as well!

 

No one would admit to that.

 

Possibly not. Ive seen the posters for discreet and confidential services in the lavvy at the services. They also cater for electile disfunction. Theres a lot of that about i believe.

 

You could be right.
I went to see my doc for electile disfunction.
He told me to leave it out.

 

Perv.

 

That was innapropriate at this point im the thread,mplease edit immediately as it makes me feel bad!

 

I see where your going... pope responsible for Brexit? Its the illuminati at work i tells yaL

 

He has to read them all you know!

 

he has my utmost sympathy!