The Queen and David Cameron are on the same stage at the Olympics in Front of the huge crowd. The Queen leans towards Mr Cameron and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every Person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Cameron arrogantly replies, "I seriously doubt that, with one little wave of your hand you can do all that? Show me!" So the Queen, with one swift wave, smacked him in the mouth.