Top tips

1 Save water by washing your hands in the toilet cistern before flushing

2 Increase the size of your rooms by using thinner wallpaper

3 Dont throw away your old tights use them as hanging baskets

4 when shopping buy your bagettes last so they dont get crushed

5 Bird watchers , get a closer look at birds by shooting them first

 

It is easier to sharpen the end of a worm into a point using a pencil sharpener if you freeze it first.

 

Indecisive about committing suicide? then hang yourself with a bungee rope.

 

Re your first suggestion, you may find it of interest that the Japanese actually do this, they have a little fountain on top of the cistern sharing the same water for washing your hands - not exactly the same, but a clever water saving idea!

 

That's it.

Odd that you might have a picture of toilet so easily to hand....... Something we should know?

 

Think they can weigh them as well that would be so good ,like have a leaderboard ,top score etc

 

make sure roof clips are done up before , driving at 80mph @Silver

 

Tired of looking at bank statements with large amounts of money in your account? Buy a classic Volkswagen.

 

Dilute any drink @WoodyLubber gives you with another 10 parts coke

 

what is the chrome thing on top the cistern

 

or throw it over your shoulder when hes not looking

 

A tap so you can wash your hands as well.

 

We call them taps!

 

soap?

 

Or pour it in your glass

 

sorry i was looking from the front , i thought it was a lady seat

 

pour

 

favourite top tip from Viz....Planning a holiday is half the fun....why not plan two holidays and save yourself hundreds of pounds

 

Don't reck you'd need it ,that toilet paper looks pretty wide