Today's Irony.

Losing my compass. Never use the thing, but feeling a bit twitchy without.

 

Easy turn til you smell strong beer and you're facing north

 

From here that'd be a Theakston's Old Perculiar aroma.

 

It may be you're already north in which case you're not lost

 

Being in the North and surrounded by the smell of strong beer, so getting directionality challenged.

 

One thing you won’t smell is the tanning of a wallet still moths have homes one all

 

The moths have abandoned my wallet since they introduced plastic money!

 

A compass needle is quite irony I guess ... but maybe you mean your moral compass, in which case you're more lost than you thought

 

Thanks for reminding me, I've got a couple of shirts to iron