Today is Terrordales Day

OI !!!!

 

We all wear skirts, drink horrible fizzy drinks, eat a disgusting giant sausage, dance a gay dance, wish we were English and throw a telegraph pole across a cow Marmite field

 

I wouldn't wish being English on my worst enemy ........ but in your case I'll make an exception.

 

Happy Terrordales day Don.. and many more of them to come..

 

Thank you.

 

Up yer kilt

 

That's no Jimmy Shand or Kenneth McKellar.

 

and they are canadian

 

I’ve found a way




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In that case they're forgiven.
I like Canadians.

 

Happy birthday hope eldest unmarried has found a man so you can spend some of your donations n drink some of the whisky , happy your day

 

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You're having breakfast with Inch High, Private Eye ?

 

I had to put a hat in the picture or people might not believe that it’s me.

 

I'm actually lying in bed and about to pour my third Ardbeg whisky of the evening ..... purely for medicinal purposes you understand.
The Eldest Unmarried has a new man, not sure I approve of him though ........ the bugger keeps drinking my whisky and only ever brings cheap whisky when they visit.

 

Snap but no whisky or new son in law to be drinking mine . At least he is careful with his money

 

He claims, that like the Eldest Unmarried, he too is an impoverished Specialist Intern.
I reckon he's just a sponging tight erse who won't buy good whisky but can afford a new car.

 

Hello and welcome to the colonial contingent!

 

OI!!!
That's a trademarked expression I'll have you know ........ my legal advisors will be contacting you in due course.

 

Cheers to the mighty Terrordales! xxx