Today is Tell a Fairy Tale Day

Gather round the fire, and make yourselves comfortable… Tell A Fairy Tale Day is all about exploring myths and stories, old and new. From grim(m) tales to urban legends, tap the dark corners of your subconscious and see what you find…

Finish this sentence

Once upon a time..........

 

Once upon a time dog signed in to eBay......

 

............to sell his..................

 

...fully restored van. The year was......

 

.......... 2156 ........

 

thats being a bit optimistic isn't it lol!

 

It's a fairy tale

 

the van was in perfect running order with no issues

 

I know it is a Fairy Tale but really! There are limits!!!!

 

other than a foul ammonia like smell coming from inside the sink unit

 

dog had long since been unable to drive thanks to the DVLA refusing to reissue his drivers licence after discovering he had 6 fingers and webbed feet

 

However the fairies used his bus at weekends ......

 

to visit the gnomes for fun and games, one day.......

 

there was a TTLBOFC meet where by this time the old farts were so old and stinky(even more so than now) that they....

 

Had taken to steeling zimmer frames and reusing them to …

 

cage the gnomes and the fairies, these stinky old farts really were very naughty. The leader of this dastardly crew....