Today is No Housework Day

The one day a year when you can just relax and do nothing.

Unless you don't normally do any housework? In which case you should take over the burden for a day.

Especially if you hit the missus with a pillow yesterday.....

 

Ruddy marvellous. I'll stay in bed for another hour. Cheers for the heads up.

 

sorry, what is housework?

 

Woo hoo I shall sit on the sofa with coffee and croissants whilst I browse for tools on the t'internet

 

NO!!!!!! I shall shrivel and die if I am not allowed to do housework for a whole day

 

Well if you really have to you could nip round here

 

Would love to tidy your house for you, Dubweiser but I have to mark some boring GCSE coursework we could swap chores!

 

No problem "C" for each one except one unlucky random who gets a F - so what time will you be around then

 

A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.

 

I seem to do most of it anyway, even if I did hit Ms. T with a pillow this morning

 

Did some gardening instead

 

Just returned and I'm going tp have to do it... Never mind .... First job...bath time!

 

Well Pop my old china what you need is (censored) and its all done with a lot of grisco.

 

omg i just get worse and worse...apologies....

there will be not fist jobs.... ever....

hahaha

 

Tiny-Pie I had noticed your little error myself but chose not to mention it - I knew one of the boys would do it for me

 

haha oh dear the whole sentence just read completely inappropriately hahaha ahh i've had enough innuendos this weekend with para.... *rolls eyes*

 

Seconded - did you hear that Birdy dear - ever !

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