Near Miss Day commemorates March 23rd, 1989, when a large asteroid missed the Earth by a mere 500,000 miles – a very near miss indeed! What would you do if an asteroid was about to hit the Earth – how would you spend your last hours, and would you even want to know?
If it was big enough to kill me I wouldn't want to know, if it was small enough that I might survive then I would want to know so I can panic buy and drive the camper somewhere secluded so I don't get stuck in the violence and panic that will ensue (Assuming only I would know and everyone else doesn't or else I will just end up dying in a panic buying supermarket queue)
If it was small to cause panic I'd probably sit inside and watch it on tv. If big enough to kill us all I'd go sit outside and have a cider and fag, pop a cd on and watch.
take a door of its hinges and lean it on its side against an internal wall, tell Mrs TW get get all the quits and pillows for filling in the ends then hide inside till it was over.
There's a a couple of Misses around here I'd like to get near too Sorry dear, just waffling to my cyber friends, nothing for you to worry about
clean the bathroom and tidy the house, put the timer on for the hallway light and shut the curtains slightly like you do when you go on holiday..and have a lovely cup of tea.......and check the oil and tyre pressures on Madge...
