Today is Levi Strauss Day

For Guys and Chicks!

 

Oh, so it's flares then?

 

Suits you sir!

 

Ooh.

 

Sir!

 

Out with a “chick” last night, Sir? Ooh.

 

Did she want it Sir? Ooh!

 

My favourite shirt of all time , the cheesecloth,and as for loons ,well we used cut the legs on the jeans and sew in a flare , sorted

 

Pure class

 

Pantalones

 

Think Bay City Rollers.

Alternatively, loons are northern scots for small children cf weans.

 

Are you now the agent for these

 

£2, inc p&p. Will you be paying by postal order?

 

They were Oxford Bags, silly.

@SweeneyTodd 's still got a pair for his Northern Soul stuff.

 

I've got tokens from the cornflakes box worth ten Bob and the rest is in stamps

 

Can I interest you in a denim bumfreezer?

 

I knew about the pocket watch pocket, but we used it for condoms.

 

Wow yes please

 

Sorted! I'll just take it down to British Road Services so they can deliver it.

 

You'll be lucky have you seen the traffic.





@snotty