Answering messages tend to be a little dull, ranging from mobile network defaults, to the classic, “Sorry, John’s not here right now… please leave a message after the tone”. Liven things up on Inane Answering Message Day by getting creative, funny or silly with your message! Any good examples out there ?
Malc's says "sorry i can't come to the phone, i've got an anal bead caught in the washing machine and it's on a fast spin". try it he's on 07244 286269. p.s that's not his number but if it was it spells out 07 big bumboy using the keyboard letters which made me laugh.
I put one on our machine some time ago, it went something like this Hello, Welcome to Madame Wang's Whoopee Parlour. Mistress Fiona & Master Donald are a bit tied up just now, please leave a message & as soon as this session is over one of us will return your call. It lasted about 2 weeks before Ms.T actually phoned up & got this. She came home & changed it to something boring & bland
