Tin hats on.......

......... here comes a general election.

god help us.

 

Does anyone have a large rock I can borrow please. I want to crawl under it and come out on dec 13th.

 

Don’t worry petal , it’s just a general one , I’ve heard Noel Noel Edmonds might win

 

That would be good. I hope he appoints Dave lee travis as Home Secretary.

 

I'm voting for Santa! The Christmas Party

 

Maybe we are going to stay in!

 

Anyone want to rent my tinfoil hat?

 

Is it available in different colours? Silver clashes with my eyes.

 

You are coming out on Dec the 13th?

Respect to you.

 

For a small extra charge it can be a different colour.

 

If you can shift Mrs P from under hers, you're welcome to it.

 

Is Mrs P taking a cheeky dump?

 

That’s exactly what I’m looking for. Does it come with a hobbit hole?

I mean the rock, not Mrs P.