Nope, selfish barsteward I am though, bet he's gutted thinking about that whilst he's burning in hell ^-^
According to the site I survived which is all well and good but how do I get out of this sodding desert
I lived Yeeee Haaaaa It says this, In seat 26A, it’s likely that you would have escaped injury in the crash impact. At the rear of the plane the impact forces were around half of those at the front, peaking at around 6g – six times the force of gravity. You would have only experienced forces similar to a hit on a fairground bumper car.