The forum is safe

It says "The Bald Cockney" Baz. Get your glasses on

 

Can I have a pm when your ready please.

 

Are the children safe ?

 

So it does

 

Happy to pay ,

although you lot should be paying me... for my invaluable content...

 

Still waiting for my pm!

 

You should be on the stage to be honest mate...............................................................shifting the scenery!!!!

 

Behind the stage, stage coach shovelling the Marmite

 

Apparently only the first 20 payers get a sticker

 

Well that rules out part Yorkshire people...

 

Are you sure it had "ney" at the end of the last word?

 

Can I have a pm when you have 5 mins, thanks

 

I was one of the first to pay I’ll have you know, @hailfrank said I was one of his favourites, well what he actually said was
“pay up you bald tight half Yorkshire bar steward or I’ll give you a Chinese burn”

 

Did you show him your knickers, Baz? Bet you did.

 

When do i get my pic of Bazz in his mankini.

 

PM me

 

Please no, there's not enough eye bleach in the world once he gets started.

 

Dear Sir/Madam (can’t tell these days)

I would be eternally grateful if you could find it in your heart to forward to me details of the current forum payment scheme at your earliest convenience.

Your suggestion of using the Private Messaging service is outstanding and I find this most agreeable.

Once I am in possession of your banking details I will instruct my butler to forward you Pounds Sterling with the utmost haste.

kindest regards
RB

 

It's Personal Message, not Personal Massage