I used to go out with a girl who gave me a good tromboning, any member who doesn't know what this is will have to google it, if I explained it on here I would be looking at a life time ban, one tip if you are going to try it, use plenty of carbolic soap
Could you pencil me in for sometime mid 2018? I have long list of people whose reflected glory I'm aiming to bathe in over the next 12 months.