Test Cricket

Brilliant response. I shall be saving it

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When the English FA book tournament hotels, the first question they ask is -

Do you do express checkout?

 

Cheeky bugger.

 

Do Costa Rica play cricket?

 

I think they make coffee.

 

Does it beat Aussie coffee?

 

No, we just get it from Sumatra and relabel it as Australian.
Cheating is an honourable profession in Australia, just like playing Test Cricket.

 

I've had a look but can't find them, remind me, what World Cup group are Scotland in?

 

Silly skirt wearing

 

Cameron Bancroft sounds like a cheating Scottish convict.

 

Shut up!!

 

Don't make me come over there to punish you lad.

Shut up Luca!!

 

Mr Haynes, Mr Haynes, he's doing it again. He told me to shut up 5 times this weekend

 

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