Tell me honestly?

@snotty tells lies all the time to make people feel better.




edit oops sorry wrong thread.

 

I shouldn't worry about it. If it gets any worse, go to Yorkshire and get a flat 'at! Thee'l be ar reet then lad.

 

I was talking about upstairs, not...downstairs

 

What we lookin at, all I can see is glare

 

You really need to work on your selfie skills.



Btw - when I first looked I was wondering why someone had posted some pictures of an Irish Wolfhounds nut sack.

 

You've got ages yet trouble is you're a shortarse so we can see it, mines been worse than that for years

 

I wouldn't worry too much about it, the stress could make all your hair fall out

 

Look on the bright side.
It's not like you were even remotely good looking when you had hair, being bald is not really going to change anything.

 

Only when it's cold, but the money you save on shampoo you could put towards a woolly hat.

 

That is a beaut. Surely the Combover, like the much maligned Mullet, is due a re-evaluation, perhaps even the accolade of a "classic" cut,

 

I normally go for the Charles Manson look...

 

Is that the geezer from Big Brother?