sometimes..

I dont mind. I will just have to wrap this lot into the episode entitled "nutters on the interwebs"

In which a gardener from Sevenoaks spends money getting an engine built by a Porsche expert but it turns out to comsume vast amounts of oil..
I will weave you all in..

 

Sorry sorry sorry uncle Mike. Make sure I get woven in as a handsome young ish chap.

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,just use your imagination bud

 

Crocodile Shoes Dundee ?

 

That sounds great!
Is there a love interest? ( preferably with an ex female drug dealer that works in a Wiltshire rave bar)…

 

Who was the bloke on the JK Forum with the kaftan? Large fellow.

 

Demis Rousoss?

 

"Attracts me like no udder lover..."

 

Get your coat, Sir.

 

Has any one that is skinny worn a kaftan?

 

Jimbo?

 

None of my business really ,,,,, but why would you want your love interest to be an
Ex Female ???

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,,, not sizeist at all either

 

I think he is now called Lionel..

 

Hello?

 

Is it me ?

Ozziedog,,,,,,,you’re looking for ?

 

Conjunctivitis?

 

Damn cat wakes me up by reaching out his paw to pat me and ends up catching the tip of his claws on my eyelid. Not conjunctivitis..

 

Wrong song, that"s "Something".