some light relief

https://petition.parliament.uk/peti...f5UQNQEA6yIFCasrZhIo0EmzAxf3MsPCq88m5dFZous2Q

 

Please. No more.

 

These petitions are very effective

 

I signed the one "Oblige the NHS to give Barry Haynes a hair transplant". Will be discussed in Parliament next Wednesday.

 

I've signed the one "stop throwing shonky goods over snottys fence"

Apparently, it's regularly discussed in your local waitrose..

 

Have written to my local MP re this one. He’s going to table an amendment that should the NHS have insufficient funds for the procedure, a budget procedure will be substituted, wherein a hamster is superglued to the Haynester’s bonce.

 

Is this known as the backstop option?

 

Cheeky

 

The NHS does not give hair transplant treatment to men or women who are merely thinning, so for that reason I would be turned down

 

Can you put a hat on or something then? The glare is blinding!!

 

Barber: "How would you like it, Mr Haynes?"
BH: "Ever seen a Van de Graaff generator?"
Barber: "Gotcha "

 

Or
BH "I'll have a Yul Brynner"

 

OR....
BH "Just give it a wipe"

 

The slaphead option I believe

 

That will last five minutes, but brings a whole new meaning to being buff!
Buff Bazza?