Really sorry to hear that @Lord Congi pointed your thread out to me last night (no idea how I'd missed it) - really does sound like you've been totally shafted by him. Fingers crossed you get it all sorted without too much hassle. Thanks for the photo of the bumper. Does indeed look very straight, however thinking about it not sure how I could get it off you and my wife has strongly "suggested" I have a go at straightening mine before getting another one - so if @Hulkmeister can arrange something with you then I'm happy to pass and let him have it. Thanks anyway and will keep an eye out in case he doesn't take it. Nick.
They have clamps on each end which clip onto the ends of the bumpers. I can roll them up for posting. That's how they came mate. Hermes probably the best for postage.