so instead of doing work....

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Tiny-Pie, Mar 6, 2013.

  1. I'm watching this.... I've never wanted a penguin more than i want this one... and i've always wanted a penguin....

     
  2. Did you watch spy in the huddle.
     
  3. In South Africa a few years ago we visited the Penguin beach just outside Cape Town and a party of school kids had tried to smuggle one away in a rucksack, it looked quite cute with its head stuck out of the sack!!
     
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  4. awww i would never steal one... (and get caught) ;)

    didn't some lads on a stag party break into a zoo or something and rob a penguin??
     
  5. Rob a Penguin....wot took his watch and wallet????
     
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  6. Yes they did! Legend has it that it was Edinburgh Zoo and they put it in a bath filled with Ice and gave it a Tuna sandwich.
    The arresting officer was unable to keep a straight face and all were eventually let off with a caution. Allegedly. ;)
    Edinburgh zoo denied the occurrence but immediately installed CCTV and extra security.
    The reporting of this in the spring of 1995 (I think, it was a FIVE Nations Rugby weekend so that must be at least 15 years ago?) sparked a spate of copycat incidents including at least 3 in Australia.:)
     
  7. WANT!!!!!!
     
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  8. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    That is so cute, but it's not dog proof Tiny Pie so make sure you're in when your penguin's delivered. :)
     
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  9. ........to make it into a PIE! ;)
     
  10. I can't believe no-one has done this joke yet............
    Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins?
     
  11. awww don't worry it's his obsession with wood... he doesn't kill living things thank god, he loves them :) he just like to kill the mail... he hates me getting packages he's just jealous they aren't for him....
    Why>>???
     
  12. Because they cant get the wrappers off! !Boom Boom!

    What shoes do Penguins wear on the ice?
     
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  13. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

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  14. Slippers! (It's the way I tell 'em)
     
  15. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    Pengy the penguin was touring America when his car started making funny noises. He pulled into a garage, and asked them check it out. While he was waiting, he had a vanilla ice cream to cool himself off, but, being a penguin with flippers ...

    Anyway, the mechanic came out and said "Looks like you've blown a seal." Pengy screamed "It's bloody ice cream!"
     
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  16. Right am organising a group buy on penguins. Who is in ? ;)
     
  17. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    pppp pick up a penguin :thumbsup:
     
  18. Not this time, but when your organising the heffalump group buy, put us down for 2 :D
     
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