Snow joke: "Ice a ice a ice a, What do you do when leaving in a flurry?" "I don't snow, what DO you do when leaving in a flurry?" "Skidaddle, don't skidawdle!"
I remember when we were kids and my elder sister was courting very strongly my father looked out of the window and said look M*****m has written his name in the snow by weeing, My mother looked and said yes but it is in our E$$$$ns hand writing (The names have been shielded to protect to Innocent)
A snow joke.. As a trucker stops for a red light on the A12 in Essex, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says,............ "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter and I'm gritting the roads.... ( soz to all blondes on here. @Barry Haynes )
