Six Truths in Life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility. 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3. And discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.
Whoever dreamt this up is the idiot, as No3 proves that No1 is not a truth, so it cannot be 6 truths. Most of the others are not truths either, so the whole thing is pointless.
I'm too currently too drunk to consider doing the first one without falling off the couch, so as I read it I thought about what it would entail and decided I'm too drunk to try it. Therefore, I moved onto point #2 and realised I'm not an idiot after all......................... apparently ;D
