Show us the last picture you took on your phone. (VW related or not!)

Bit harsh

 

Marmite (yes the black stuff not the site's autocorrect) and peanut butter is ok but that is a step to far

 

You should try Coleman’s English mustard and Robertson’s strawberry jam together! Heaven.

 

Are you pregnant?

 

Pretty rough at Saltdean yesterday.
At least some of the dogMarmitee got washed away


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Hmm, yes, I know. Supposed to be funny, as in, it's what you'd do with......never mind. My comedy genius is wasted here, wasted I tells you.

 

Salad cream and certain brands of gormet crisps hmmm yummy

 

Pork scratchings and mustard, tops!

 

Secret sink

 

I told Baz not to pee off the pier in that wind

 

I s’pose my natural protein shakes of a cooked chicken breast and a pint of milk, liquidised, will make you react in a similar way...good for ya!

 

Elvis says hello John @Sick Boy .
We're about to gently glide down pristine pistes to the Rochebrune cable car bar.

 

Do you degrease all your vegetables before eating them ?

 

Have to say, I like a bit of swarfega with my organic zucchini risotto

 

Oh, yes...

 

The Higgidy pies are very good

 

They’re right yummy.