I don't "do" cocktails, so I'll have a large malt whisky. Preferably something from Islay, very peaty with a touch of iodine.
You need to become a friend of Laphroaig ,they give you a plot of land as well making you Lord Terrodales Plus if you ever go they pay your rent with a dram of Laphroaig.
mmmmm cocktails mojitos, heavy on the mint and rum margaritas mudslides when they are thick and frozen (very 80s darling) but generally I'll try most things as long as they are not aniseed based