He's probably on a platform in a fluorescent orange vest with a camera and note pad masturbating over steam engines
its getting worrying now i really hope hes ok , them trains do go fast past them platforms and someone said they can suck you off no serious i hope hes ok , did he lick his fingerz when he made za cake?? hes missed east enders too poor roo
Could one of the older members pop over to prototype bay and see if he's got his slippers on while holding his pipe in hand.
Can't a chap get bored of your company without getting missed? don't worry, I can't afford to gas myself and the rope shop was shut, just ain't in the best of moods at the moment so was doing other stuff - neither of which involved trains/pleasuring moons/myself or baking Marmite cakes, it is however pleasant to know that some of you either A. miss me or 2. are as sad as me in noticing that someone's offline.....