Rhino attack

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Mabel, Feb 10, 2013.

  1. Well not quite but what level of animal attack would you be comfortable experiencing in your van without becoming seriously concerned about your well being. No marine life allowed and no making out that the Otters have got their own Phillips screwdriver and ratchet sets.

    Based on my slightly leaky windscreen, not so straight lines and not so new seals, I reckon I could take on a slightly hungry squirrel (although a pair of them did kidnap a Danish pastry from my awning on the new forest last year) with ease and even take a blow from some kind of deer based entity. However, based on my 0-50 acceleration I wouldn't want to hang around if a pack of rabbits cornered me in car park.
     
  2. I think anything smaller than a 1p piece could easily get in my van so Army Ants are a major concern, I am also fending off recurring attacks of tinworm.
     
  3. Feckin' mice! The ******* are already at it!
     
  4. Oh! And of course a Fox. (#topicalgroaning)
     
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  5. Jack Tatty

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    Jeremy Vine.....(with a doff of the cap in Top Bananas direction....;) )
     

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