Remember Jack Frost?

Without shoes .................................. or feet.
And you try telling the young people of today that and they won't believe you.

 

We used to dream of having a brain to think and believe things. Rumour was a bloke in the village had one, he would let people look at it but only one the 29th of February and as none of us could tell the date we never saw it.

 

At least the Izal toilet paper didn't go soggy with the damp.

 

That has to be the only benefit of it.

 

You could use it for tracing paper