Walls that hadn't seen a paint brush since Fred and Rose West were doing up their patio ... Stuart McBride A face sourer than a Scottish banana ... Stuart McBride Anyone else got some?
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all of the time and you'll have the time of you're life. Billy Connolly
This may show how well read us TLBers are!! I’m sure there are hundreds from Pratchett’s books that have amused me… I just haven’t read them for a few years and the old memory isn’t too good for that stuff
As for these people, they vote for what they want, they get what they vote for, and, by God! they deserve nothing better! ― Robert Tressell