pss up at my place tonight strippers the lot - you coming ?.

right im back , wheres the cake

 

Just submitted my VAT return - be there in a bit 8)

 

I would but its a long way ta cum at my age ???

 

Had to disappear for a while to pick the kids up, did anyone miss me.

Is it alright to leave the kids in the van while i enjoy myself at the party, i have left the window open slightly and given them a dandylion and burdoch to keep them happy.

wheres the bottle opener for this yellow stripe lager then.

Just looked through the window, what time are the birds coming then, it looks a bit cosy in there

 

Hic

 

Kidderminster? Long way North. And its uphill. Its late and I'm wearing pyjamas. Hit it.

 

getting me shell suit on ,up midland we must go .....one large shandy and a speedball please

 

i bought 2 viagras years ago ,took both and gave myself a massive migraine and was bed ridden for a day ....hic........burp ..cough ...now im on weathers orignals,bit milder but you get the young girls 00000frankie boyle eat your heart out

 

I thought you was having a few drinks and some chicken stripper's how wrong was i ! I am on my way with a van full of booze! :beer_yum:

 

sounds like its just going to be you guys, with hard on's and no women...

think i'll avoid this sausage fest....

 

why else are you going to be taking all this viagra...??

 

them sausages need turning ,there getting really brown .....pink or up the stink lmao ..ill get me coat now