In answer to where are you going, mom used to say either, there and back, see how far it is. Or Putney on a pig.
Give us yer address and I'll send yer eyes back Many a mickle makes a muckle Wot you looking at? ... Cat can look at a King can't he? Standing room only! Give us a wave when you reach the bridge ... Don't fancy yours much Can you tell what it is yet? ... :-/ What's that Sooty? Sweeps under the carpet you say?