Passed my MOT

taxi medical really, every thing was fine, blood pressure was a little high, he asked me if I drank to which I replied
“ thanks very much I’ll have a pint of ale”
he didn’t seem amused , he also told me to lose a little weight, he was fatter than me cheeky so and so

 

Did he give you anything for the...wind problem?

 

Surely at your age you're exempt.

 

I’m not and dont keep calling me.... never mind

 

Yes a kite

 

He said I had a body of a man half my age

 

Did he do the cough n drop?

 

I didn’t want to talk about but something didn’t seem quite right, is he supposed to French kiss me while he’s got hold of my Brazil’s

 

Just following NHS guidelines.

Do we know who this bloke is?

 

Debbie Harry said that was only in the USA

 

What like a kite or big paper bag

 

We don't talk about it since Baz managed to set fire to the local Rugby Club...

 

Oh so that's why they call him scorcha baz

 

Quite impressive to watch, tho’...

 

Tim Peake could see it from the ISS apparently

 

Well give it back ...


your stretching it...

 

Did he tell you you need a good service thou . And your nuts need greasing , and advisory rear light needs attention

 

Do you smoke?


And don’t say “ only when I’m on fire”...

 

I do carp fishing what do you think