PANIC!!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Mattlad, Jan 31, 2019.

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  1. Gas Works

    Gas Works

    South of England is about to be gridlocked by 2cm of snow exactly when it was expected. Rumor has it, northerners might need their big coat.

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    Gas Works, Jan 31, 2019
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  2. snotty

    snotty

    I’ve stocked up with Aunt Bessies :thumbsup:
     
    snotty, Jan 31, 2019
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  3. matty

    matty Supporter

    I’ve just eaten my last packet if you could pick some up for me

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    matty, Jan 31, 2019
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  4. snotty

    snotty

    Spagetti hoops?
     
    snotty, Jan 31, 2019
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  5. Dubs

    Dubs Sponsor supporter extraordinaire

    I've just bought the last L90D left in the world. I am happy to let it go to Late bay members for £1000 a ltr though. :thumbsup:
     
    Dubs, Jan 31, 2019
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  6. Purple

    Purple

    They'll be worth more than gold sovereigns if the snow lasts more than a day.
     
    Purple, Jan 31, 2019
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  7. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    The shops round here have sold out of eggs and toilet rolls so I've bought The sun newspaper and I can make do without eggs
     
    jivedubbin, Jan 31, 2019
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  8. Purple

    Purple

    Your hands must smell of the clinic...
     
    Purple, Jan 31, 2019
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  9. Barneyrubble

    Barneyrubble

    Flour butter n eggs means bread n cakes what more do we need . Bita sugar :thumbsup:
     
    Barneyrubble, Jan 31, 2019
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  10. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    Blueberries and choc chips
     
    jivedubbin, Jan 31, 2019
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  11. 3901mick

    3901mick

    One of us has been lied to

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    3901mick, Jan 31, 2019
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  12. Dubs

    Dubs Sponsor supporter extraordinaire

    That's clearly fake... probably brilliant white emulsion, labelled up as L90D..
     
    Dubs, Jan 31, 2019
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  13. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    Gosh, yes. Also Findus Crispy Pancakers tho now I’ve stopped eating meat I will have to have the cheese ones.

    I will probably perish from burning my mouth to death and being unable to muster a medical professional due to possible snow fall!
     
    Merlin Cat, Jan 31, 2019
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  14. snotty

    snotty

    Right, I'm about to head for the snowy wastelands of Bournemouth. Wish me luck. I may be gone some time...
     
    snotty, Jan 31, 2019
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  15. snotty

    snotty

    It's Dulux Trade White.
     
    snotty, Jan 31, 2019
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  16. rustbucket

    rustbucket

    Difference is. You actually are!!
     
    rustbucket, Jan 31, 2019
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  17. snotty

    snotty

    No! Remember that mechanically-recovered testicle is one of your Five-a-Day.
     
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    snotty, Jan 31, 2019
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  18. Ermintrude

    Ermintrude

    as nobody else has, it falls on me to ask... why do you have small resealable bags with acid house smiley's on?:confused:
     
    Ermintrude, Jan 31, 2019
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  19. Purple

    Purple

    They make storage heater bricks out of crispy pancakes.
     
    Purple, Jan 31, 2019
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  20. Mattlad

    Mattlad

    I read that as melancholy recovered trstuvle....
     
    Mattlad, Jan 31, 2019
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