Old farts roll call

Do they hold Tea Dances down there as my keeper tries to make me avoid alcohol (causes inflammation of the unprincipled parts)

 

Is there a vacancy for club bingo caller .its just that I saw two fat ladies at the bus stop today

 

I am 30 but I've got rheumatoid arthritis and take so many tablets I rattle when I walk. Can I be an honourary old fart??

 

Thanks

 

may we meet half the way

 

^^^^^ Is that you?

 

Tea dances will be arranged

 

I'm not sure - will we not be in the sea somewhere

 

I'm not sure - will we not be in the sea somewhere

 

Double post - losing it here

 

I'm not sure .....

 

hahaha is that you...teehee....

 

I haven't got that much hair .....

 

The only problem with a meet would the the smell of cabbage and wee could be overpowering

 

Good point - the seafront would be best. We could do a bulk deckchair rental. I'll get some quotes.

We'll need blankets for our knees too.

 

And flasks

 

They will need to be tartan ones.