He did say he'd let us know if he didn't make it through the night. There was an annoying seagull around this morning but I'm sure if it had been Barney he would have dropped a reminder....or two.
Thanks guys for your concerns, it turned out ta be a bit of a night n day took me parcetamols last night went ta bed as told ??? n by 1:25 am i was on me hands and knees whaling yaaaah ba dub doooooooooooooo pain or what, betty called ambulance as advised by out of hours doc , and after what seemed like a year the ambulance arrived and was soon winging it way to Canturbury hospital , as suspected the paramedic diagnosed renal colic or kidney stone. Both ambulance men names were dan and guess what they said as the took me down the drive to the ambulance , oooooow nice camper is that yours ;D DAN DAN THE AMBULANCE MEN ;D. They gave me gas n air in the ambulance n said this is the closeees your get ta knowing what it feels like when a womans having a baby ???, its a breeze i joked yaaah. Also said id just joked with some other vw guys that i needed to loose a stone. : Well 3 scans n blood tests later ,i had blocked kidney. Jab up the arse to help with the pain , and admitted to spend a night with a load of snoring farting old boys with prostrate ops and kidney probs.not a wink of sleep, I was next to a poor old 90year old who was waiting for prostrate op ,6hrs, so bit iffy at his age bless him ,but he was a character, old fisherman so we chatted fishing fish etc and eyed the young nurses : well you know what old men are like ??? Tagged up both arms i said why ?? you arnt chopping one a me arms off are ya. Anyway after waiting for another scan and blood test theyve just let me out , they are hoping i will pass the stone :- without the need for op. So i cant wait :-. Thanks again old farts but im back ??? pee shooter at the ready :-
Welcome back Barney. There will now be a collective sigh of relief...not that youve been missed or anything old mate. )
I'm pretty impressed I got the gist of what you were saying last night. Us old farts got to stick together
Welcome back bud i am sooo glad you're ok and i mean that -- well not really i just said it so as you can give me some karma and send me another gift i do really btw
Yep - sorry TW El Presidenti is back , i know it's a posh name for the one foot in the grave club but coffin dodging is a gift That is why he is El Presidenti I DON'T WANT YOUR BLOODY CRABS Mr President , give em to Rick he keeps em in his underpants
we were all virtually looking for you........Of course with our arses parked on the sofa... ;D Get well soon... :-*
