You still can't carry a plank of wood in the Metropolitan area of that London. I have one sitting here ready for the day they repeal that law...
I believe it's still legal for a gentleman to urinate in public, as long as its against the front nearside wheel of one's camper.
In South Lincs, the entering of my shed and touching anything without permission punishable by a sound thrashing
No problem but no skirts or those horrible bag things that sound like a cat sitting on a sack of tacks