Not a dub but im tempted

This is metaphorically how you would look:

Paintball tank at the UKPSF big game

 

This blows every other thread out of the water ;D ;D im in bits here ;D

 

this will get you mobile till your bus is finished ;D

 

Just showed it the wife and she likes it
No harm in having a viewing then spending some time in york

Im 6 ft tall dude but id imagine the girls would end up in the van and me in the awening

 

No its wrong dont do it!!! Id rarther sleep in a tent

 

Is that all its about is the looks?

 

Could one of the others above be the underbidder on ebay possibly :