Name "those" parts

When you were young, or not so young, what did/do you call your bits? I can never remember having any particular names, but it was a long time ago. My little grandson uses the names winkie and fairy. No need to explain which is which

 

My willy

 

My big willy

 

I noticed no one has liked my willy or berns big willy

 

Story of my life

 

I'm not touching this thread

 

Now that i can safely like

 

Theres a new film coming out its a kind of re hash of two old films
Free Willy and My left foot , the new film is called My three free 3 foot willy

 

no offence ,but i just cant like your willy and the same goes for bernjb56

 

Anyone used to sing "My friend Billy had a ten foot willy" when they were kids? (That's 3.048 metres, for our younger readers)

 

And he showed it to the lady next door

Now he has to sign some sort of register.

 

Banned on Health and Safety grounds, I believe.

 

I believe my mums names for them will be the oddest

Dogley

Doofa

I have chosen widger and wee wee for my children

Guesses on which of the first 2 are male or female

 

my friend Billy had a ten foot willy , and showed it to the girl next door, she thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake and now its only three foot four......

 

Willy
Front bottom.

 

Blimey, haven't heard that for about thirty years!

 

Takes you back, doesn't it ?